Hi there, so glad you could make it in today. Someone reported you to Alpha Lab alleging that although you claim to be a real man, you don't have the sperm or substance to back it up. In fact, they reported that your dick is so lackluster, they wondered if you had any testosterone at all, and if your jizz contained even a single viable swimmer. Obviously, we're going to have to investigate these claims thoroughly so I'm going to ask you to undress and assume the position. That's right, don't be shy, I'm going to extract your semen and we're going to analyze it to see if you're an Alpha, beta, or something even lower in the pecking order. Just by looking at you, I can tell you're likely not an Alpha, but this test will let us know for sure. So hand your most private parts over to Me, and just surrender to this scientific method that will make you cum into My specimen collection cup whether you want to or not. Don't worry, it's nothing personal, you're just another number to Me, so give yourself over to the process and we'll get to the bottom of your true sex in no time.