My mom came in to wish me goodnight, and could tell I was upset. I told her I haven't been able to go to bed cuz I have a lot on my mind. Specifically; the fact that she's out there escorting with Backpage randoms. I worry about her safety, and I'm still really embarrassed by the whole thing. For real, though, what was really keeping me up, was I couldn't stop thinking about how she let me see her naked and feel her up last week. I loved it! She told me things would be fine, and she told me what a date goes like. She said lots of guys want handjobs, and she says it's totally normal to get a handjob from your Mom. Besides, it would help me get some rest.