Mistress Tess and I have the last two contestants competing for the coveted job of human dildo at our next Femdom party. We have devised a five-step-plus-bonus-round "man test" that covers: size, potency, virility, stamina, precision, and yield. Let's see which one of these two mummified and depersonalized dicks is worthy of being a human dildo for the Goddesses.