Gasp! What are you doing?! Oh my, do you have to do that right now? You don't look well. Did you think that masturbating would help feel better? I know sweetie, mommy understands. Since I just finished washing the dishes and your father won't be home for another 20 minutes, well.. I guess mommy will help you so you can feel better. After all, I want to make sure my baby boy is happy. Now lay back and relax, Mommy will take care of everything for you.